Live on Robinhood Chain
TAKES FROM THE POOR. FEEDS HIS GREED.

The shire-reeve. The taxman with a castle. Robin Hood's oldest enemy has ridden onto Robinhood Chain β€” and this time the peasants are holding the bag. $SHERIFF is the villain-origin-story the whole chain was begging to trade.

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Chain Robinhood Chain Tax 0 / 0 (he already took it) Supply 1,000,000,000
STEAL. TAX. REPEAT. β—† TAX SEASON NEVER ENDS β—† FEED THE SHERIFF β—† THE RICH GET RICHER β—† GREED IS LAW β—† TAX EVERYTHING β—† PROTECT THE RICH β—† COLLECT MORE β—† THE SHERIFF ALWAYS WINS β—†
Why $SHERIFF

The villain worth holding

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Villain by trade

No fake hero arc. $SHERIFF is the taxman who keeps the cut β€” and says it out loud. That's the whole joke.

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Fair & locked

0% tax, no dev games, liquidity locked. He already took his cut in the 1200s β€” the rest is the community's.

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Robinhood Chain

Minted on Robinhood's own chain, where the memes moved in before the stocks did.

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Grounded in legend

Real history, real Disney lore, real irony. A meme with 800 years of source material behind it.

History, not fan-fiction

The taxman with a castle

The Sheriff collects taxes from the poor of Nottingham

β€œSheriff” is a worn-down spelling of shire-reeve β€” the king's chief officer in a county, and above all his tax collector. From 1068 the High Sheriff of Nottinghamshire held Nottingham Castle, enforced brutal forest law over Sherwood, and squeezed the Crown's revenue out of everyone below him.

That's why he became Robin Hood's archetypal enemy: his real job β€” collecting taxes and hunting outlaws β€” put him structurally against ordinary people. In the oldest surviving ballads he has no name at all. He is pure office.

β€œThe villain of the greenwood was, at root, the taxman with a castle.”

The real ones were worse than the legend. Philip Marc, sheriff under King John, was so loathed he was named personally in Magna Carta (1215) among the officials the king was forced to remove β€” his rule summed up as β€œrobbery, false arrest, unjust disseisin.”

Sheriff of Nottingham β€” takes from the poor, feeds his greed

HE KEEPS ALL THE TAXES

In Disney's 1973 telling, Prince John triples the taxes the moment a song wounds his pride β€” and the Sheriff does the collecting. He shakes the last coins out of a poor man's leg cast. He pockets a child's birthday money. He empties the church poor box. Robin Hood takes from the rich and gives to the poor. The Sheriff takes from the poor and feeds his greed. $SHERIFF makes the villain the mascot.

Why this coin, why this chain

The coin flipped twice

Robin Hood and the Sheriff riding the subway

The brokerage Robinhood is named after the outlaw β€” β€œthe Robin Hood of finance, for the little guy.” Take from the rich, give to the poor. That was the promise.

Critics say it plays the Sheriff instead: ~70% of revenue from payment for order flow β€” the invisible toll on every β€œfree” trade β€” and, in January 2021, the buy button pulled on GameStop. The tax never left. It just changed its name to a spread.

So the polarity flips twice. In July 2026 Robinhood launched its own chain β€” and the first thing it minted wasn't stocks, it was memes. A Sheriff of Nottingham token whose one promise is β€œI keep all the taxes” is the punchline the whole ecosystem wrote itself.

Know your enemy

Meet the Sheriff

Four moods. One agenda: your gold.

The Shakedownβ€œIs that coins I hear?”
The Schemeβ€œGreed isn't a crime. It's policy.”
The Collectionβ€œPay your taxes… twice.”
The Auditβ€œβ€¦Robin Hood is the criminal.”

β€œTax first. Ask questions never.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œThe rich deserve more.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œYour gold looks better in my vault.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œPoor is a choice. Mine wasn't.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œI don't steal. I collect.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œEvery road leads to my taxes.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œNo coin left behind… unless it's yours.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œYour wallet is public property.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œIf you're smiling, you're not paying enough.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œRobin Hood is the criminal. I'm just doing my job.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œJustice has a price.”

β€” The Sheriff

β€œThe kingdom runs on taxes… and I own the kingdom.”

β€” The Sheriff
Disney's 1973 animal ensemble

The cast of Nottingham

Every character a different animal β€” the template this whole realm is built on.

Villain / Mascot

The Sheriff

🐺 Wolf

The tax collector who terrorizes the poor and keeps the cut. Our anti-hero, and the face of the coin.

Hero

Robin Hood

🦊 Fox

The cunning outlaw of Sherwood. Robs the rich, gives to the poor β€” the Sheriff's forever nemesis, and the fox the brokerage was named after.

The Crown

Prince John

🦁 Lion

The maneless β€œphony king” who sucks his thumb and triples the taxes whenever his pride is wounded.

Advisor

Sir Hiss

🐍 Snake

The literal snake in the grass whispering in the prince's ear. The FUD merchant of the greenwood.

The Muscle

Little John

🐻 Bear

Robin's big, loyal best friend and right hand in every heist on the treasury.

The Faith

Friar Tuck

🦑 Badger

The stubborn friar who finally swings on the Sheriff for robbing the church poor box.

The Lady

Maid Marian

🦊 Vixen

King Richard's niece and Robin's love. Grace in a realm run by greed.

The Guards

Trigger & Nutsy

πŸ¦… Vultures

The Sheriff's bumbling backup. Two crossbows, zero brain cells between them.

Play Rob the Rich

The Sheriff's carriage is overflowing. Catch the gold the peasants are owed β€” and dodge the tax stamps. Free, in your browser, on any device.

The Loot

Tokenomics of the realm

He already took the tax. What's left is a clean, fair launch β€” the community holds the sack.

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1B
Total Supply
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0%
Buy / Sell Tax
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0%
Fair Launch
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LOCKED
Liquidity
1B
$SHERIFF

Liquidity & Open Market

For the peasants β€” locked at launch

85%

Treasury

Exchanges, bridges & tools

10%

Marketing & Memes

The town crier fund

5%
The Ledger

Live chart

Watch the Sheriff count his gold in real time. Price, volume and every trade β€” straight from the chain.

Join the shakedown

How to buy $SHERIFF

Robinhood Chain went live July 2026 β€” an Ethereum L2 where the memes moved in first.

1

Get a wallet

Set up a self-custody wallet that supports Robinhood Chain and fund it with the network's gas token.

2

Bridge in

Move funds onto Robinhood Chain through the official bridge so you're ready to trade.

3

Buy on ape.store

Open our ape.store page, connect your wallet, and buy $SHERIFF straight off the bonding curve.

4

Hold the sack

Welcome to Nottingham. For once, the peasants keep the gold.

⚠️ Always verify the official contract from our channels before you swap. The Sheriff loves an impostor.

The Hunt

Roadmap

Phase I β€” The Ambush

Launch

  • Fair launch on Robinhood Chain
  • Liquidity locked
  • Website & socials live
  • 🏹 Rob the Rich arcade game live
Phase II β€” The Uprising

Growth

  • CoinGecko & CMC listings
  • Trending on X, meme bounties
  • 1,000+ holders milestone
  • Community treasury put to work
Phase III β€” The Legend

Expansion

  • CEX listings
  • On-chain arcade leaderboard
  • NFT collection of the townsfolk
  • $SHERIFF as a mascot of the chain

Ride with the Sheriff

The gates of Nottingham are open. Steal. Tax. Repeat. β€” and this time, you keep the cut.