The Tale of Nottingham
Once upon a chain…
They said they'd rob from the rich
A clever fox promised to give it back to the peasants. Commission-free, democratized, for the people. The villagers cheered and downloaded the app.
Then the Sheriff showed up
A fat grinning wolf with a golden badge and a bottomless sack marked TAXES. He poured the peasants' gold straight into his shiny black carriage — and rode off into his very own blockchain.
So the peasants minted him
If you can't beat the Sheriff, mint him. $SHERIFF turns the villain of the realm into the mascot of the movement — a fair-launch meme coin where the community holds the sack for once.